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Posted in Strahddy's Posted 6 years ago
@June July Thornberry:
You'll have to consult Spaghetta with that one.
Unless I drink one of those potions and it somehow gives me the ability to summon two sweetcakes per day.

@Fielkun:
Hellooo! Welcome!
How're you doin'?
Posted in Strahddy's Posted 6 years ago
@June July Thornberry:
Hmmmm. Didn't really discuss wages.

Well, because I'm cheap, how about 5 GP for every single instance you have to act as my secretary?
Posted in Comfortable is sexy: obviously a hangout Posted 6 years ago
@Eruca:
You're lucky, buster, that I'm not too easily offended. I'm gonna forget about it if I threaten to do something to you in-game next session, so there's no point in making the threat!

Dr. Girlfriend is from The Venture Bros. (think Johnny Quest-style but with adult/vulgar humor).
There's a butterfly/moth-themed villain that's incompetent, I think, and he has Dr. Girlfriend at his side. She's extremely beautiful and stylish but she sounds like a male fat New Yorker with a few decades of smoking under his belt.
Now that I think about it, I don't think it's ever addressed in the show.

Yeah! I'm just saying if you're gonna be forced to reroll your fucking crit and still succeed, you should DOUBLE CRIT that enemy into oblivion!
I always did want to learn Pathfinder, but my first experience with D&D (this game) stabbed 5e in me and I like it. How do you feel about it in comparison?

Pfffff. It'd be funny if someone wrote a bot that auto-kicked him every first log-in of the day. Sign in, SLAMS THE DOOR IN HIS FACE. You don't even get to come inside first.
Posted in Strahddy's Posted 6 years ago
@Eruca:
Have I done anything to hurt that idea?
I've gone through life trying not to be a detriment to anyone but my time with you and everyone else has been a kind of "nuh, I'm okay, you can have the thing.
But if there's a scythe you best get outta da way."

@June July Thornberry:
Pretty sure I already hired you as my secretary, so of course not!
Posted in Strahddy's Posted 6 years ago
@June July Thornberry:
That way everyone will know that this is the office of the King of Bone!
I like your idea!
Posted in Comfortable is sexy: obviously a hangout Posted 6 years ago
@Eruca:
I wouldn't say that you seem angry most of the time, I can't really detect anger in forms that aren't "god you're a piece of shit."
Pffff, that was silly. "GOD DAMN IT, I'M EEEEATING."

Layla might become a character in another game one day. As long as it's a text-based game and not voice, because Layla's going to sound like Dr. Girlfriend.

Wow, that dude SOUNDS like a butt! COnfirming crits sounds like major bullshit. Should be x4 damage if you have to do that shit.
He sounds like the kind of guy that I would have blocked real quick. Unless he's decent outside of D&D.
Posted in Comfortable is sexy: obviously a hangout Posted 6 years ago
@Eruca:
I didn't notice, what was going on?!

I don't think that'll work out. Layla is currently training with some master, whether on and off or for a while. Or maybe she's back for a bit.

Wow, dude sounds like a butt. Confirm crits? How does that work?

YYYYYYUP
Posted in Comfortable is sexy: obviously a hangout Posted 6 years ago
@Eruca:
Aw, bummer! But, if I remember right, you got... another bag of tricks? I got a little sour in that session because I just wanted so badly to ask a quick question but there was no break in speech.

Pff, yeah. Nooo! We didn't meet Layla because we all suddenly decided to dedicate some time to personal training, she never had a chance to show up. I think this was still when we had the plot of land but no money to start building the tavern. Pretty sure Spaghetta reeeeally wanted to plant a bunch of flowers just because, but Ben wouldn't let her because "you don't shit about gardening, fuck you"
Layla grew up on a farm, so she's a strong girl with a bit of expertise in this and that. Maybe that encompasses gardening, WHO KNOWS. I don't.

PFFFFFF, how great!
"Fffollow meee!" walkwalkwalk "OW, FUCK, BEAR TRAPwhere'dthatcomefrom." Stands up to continue walking with new bear trap footwear.

WELL, I MEAN... I did post an official Strahddy's, so sort of but not really? And also yes. June-July it up in here.
Posted in Strahddy's Posted 6 years ago
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Posted in Strahddy's Posted 6 years ago
Xanunun is the King of Bone, a freak with a scythe and penchant for fucking everything up for the sake of his own satisfaction.

June-July is his tiny lightning-buddy, haver of Cabal's Ruin. Xan wants that shit,

Artemis is a dumbass rogue that forgets he has lockpicks.

Spaghetta is celebrity chef.
Posted in Strahddy's Posted 6 years ago
Strahddy's is a pub freshly built in the town of Snowcrest, never mind that we've been closed for about a week. Somethingsomething delayed deliveries, you know how it is.

We are open for business! We serve alcohol and food and have tons of personal rooms and bunkhouses, we do it all!

Magic casters are to remain Silent while on the premises and weapons be sheathed for the duration of your stay.
Posted in Comfortable is sexy: obviously a hangout Posted 6 years ago
@Aesir:
Psh, yeth. Please help yourself to any refreshments and don't mind that I drank most of the draft, it has been a weird -

... how long has it been. What, a week? Geez.
Posted in Comfortable is sexy: obviously a hangout Posted 6 years ago
@Eruca:
Hopefully you can, it sounds fun.

Pff, she became a ninja prior to meeting Xanunun. I don't think the party has had a chance to meet her yet, Spaghetta was so excited about flowers or something.
I mentioned to my friend and Ben that the two didn't meet on amicable terms. "She carries a stabber" turned into "she tried to bum rush him in an alley and take his gold."
I still haven't decided how they started dating after that, but it started as a joke that Agony really liked aggressive women (she probably gave him a shallow stab).
(It's said that Agony enjoys pain of all kinds. It loves to beat and it's kind of nice when its wielder takes some hits too.)

Artemis is the silliest goddamn rogue I've ever heard of. Oh yeah, you mentioned April-May before, what's she all about?
Posted in Comfortable is sexy: obviously a hangout Posted 6 years ago
Eruca:
@Bone King Xanunun: Sneaky tricks that I'm not allowed to tell you yet. hehehe...

You did that? Wow. Is she gonna be joining the party? I feel like Xananun has the fullest life in the entire party. Everyone else are just stereotypes.

Only if Gary deserves niceness.

Ohhhh, sneaky-sneaky. I won't pry then.

I have a one prepared, but that's more if I plan on using her as a character in another campaign. I don't think she'll join us, mostly because she's not a strong NPC.
According to my talks with both my best friend and Ben, Layla is a farmer... turned ninja (Monk, Way of Shadow). I don't think I wrote a lot about why that is, but my friend was in love with the idea.

I did notice that. I don't know your experience with writing and stuff, but I used to be a bit of a writer back in the day and today still put way too much thought into my characters. I do hope everyone's characters start to feel great to their player.