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grost

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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/02/14 00:14:31 )
I wanna see what beauty y'all can make up
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grost

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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/02/14 00:14:50 )
Are you into bondage? Because I'm about to file a restraining order.
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grost

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Voltie — They/Them Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/02/14 00:15:05 )
Canadian pickup line:





"Sorry"
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Eruca

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Donator — Voltie Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/02/14 00:54:14 )
You make my brain waves oscillate in synchrony.

Aka you give me seizures. Lmaooo
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Ping me

gavinesk

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Voltie Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/02/14 06:45:04 )
Are you a bed? Because I'd like to lay on you.
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Colan

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Donator — Him, He Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/02/16 00:02:17 )
Everytime I see you, I turn into a monkey. All "ooohs" and "aaahs" (this is terrible)
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boyrrito

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Voltie — he/him Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/02/17 23:42:50 )
Are you Google? 'cuz you're everything i'm searching for
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Castiel

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Donator — He/Him. Posted 4 years ago ( 2020/03/1 21:32:39 )
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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