@Alia Starchild: Yup. It was a very bad idea. But we learned from it and so did they...
@AelloTyphoeus: The moral of this story is don't stab people around Aello. xD
@Alia Starchild: Well idk about that. I mean he did have a bleed out one night when we got into bed and I sprung into mom action and got him gauze to stop the bleeding, got the sheets off the bed and into a tub of cold water to keep them from staining, and then made the bed with fresh sheets in like 5 minutes top.. Like it was just instinct, I'm pretty sure I legit barked orders at him while trying to fix everything.
@AelloTyphoeus: Impressive! :O
@Alia Starchild: I turn into a mom waaaaay too much for some how doesn't have/want kids anytime soon.
@AelloTyphoeus: Hey, why waste motherly instincts on kids? ;P
@Alia Starchild: Kids are just so gross. I've got the cutest nephew in the world though. He was a pineapple for Halloween. But I refuse to babysit until he's potty trained cause I don't do dipers...
@AelloTyphoeus: Diapers aren't so bad. I had to change my littlest sister's before, and my mom's a crazy hippie who just uses reusable cloth diapers! xD
@Alia Starchild: Nopers. They're gross and every time his comes off there's also a stream of pee that comes with it. Also, I just don't do well with poop.
@AelloTyphoeus: That just means he should be changed more often. :P
@Alia Starchild: ...I was actually referring to the fact that he pees every time his diaper comes off and the air hits his parts. It happens even if he he's just wet the diaper seconds earlier.
@AelloTyphoeus: I figured he was just holding it 'cause he was already wet. xD
@Alia Starchild: Nope. It's the cold hitting his bits that makes him pee. It happens to the best of us, but most of us can hold it until we get to a potty.
@AelloTyphoeus: To be fair, he can't exactly walk there on his own. xD
@Alia Starchild: Actually he can. He just doesn't know what to do when he gets there. He just turned a year old and is toddling all over the place!
@AelloTyphoeus: Adorable. xD
@Alia Starchild: He really is. It's just the best thing ever, and even better is that I can give him back to my sister!
@AelloTyphoeus: You're not wrong. xD
@Alia Starchild: lols. But really, kids are gross and if anything we're adopting cause we don't wanna pass on crappy genetics.
@AelloTyphoeus: Fair enough. Plus, there are enough people on this spinning ball of dirt anyways. xD
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Having you as a Voltie would be awesome.