my little jokes on thee...
"Very well then." Jaden said.
They then stepped behind the dumpster area, and he placed a portal on the wall.
"This will lead right to my den." he told her.
"When you emerge, you'll feel like you have a MASSIVE stomach cramp, but my couch will be right there." he warned. "Feel free to just collapse onto it if you need to." he stated.
"I'll follow right after, and close the portal after."
They then stepped behind the dumpster area, and he placed a portal on the wall.
"This will lead right to my den." he told her.
"When you emerge, you'll feel like you have a MASSIVE stomach cramp, but my couch will be right there." he warned. "Feel free to just collapse onto it if you need to." he stated.
"I'll follow right after, and close the portal after."
...and I'll forgive thy
great big one on me.
  	great big one on me.

Desiree nodded, waiting a second to collect her nerves, before doing as he directed ad stepped through the portal. She didn't end up on the floor or couch afterwards, surprisingly eenough. 