Voltie
— They/Them
Posted 5 years ago ( 2020/01/4 09:30:44 )
I have at least 100 delicious, minty, twisty, tasty, fruity, red, white, plastic-wrapped, shiv-makeable, warped, crooked, mini, stocking-stuffer, skittle-filled, plastic, multi-colored, rainbow, iconic, choking hazard, keep these away from your infants, dainty, fragile, currency-based, multi-packed, mechanically turned, Huggbees Approved, actually made, years old, decorative, poorly-imitated, inedible, giant, phallic, gingerbread walking stick, nostalgic, old-school, hand-made, man-made, made in China, affluenzic, store brand, uncomfortable, intricate, wholesale, dropshipped by scumbag Youvimi, tree ornament, sweet, monochrome, bland, colorful, nonspoiling, striped, sticky, J-shaped, barber shop sign, crunchy, cavity-inducing, dangerous when sharpened by saliva, baked into fudge candy canes