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I'm reusing this thread. Post your dad/corny/punny jokes here.
I'm reusing this thread. Post your dad/corny/punny jokes here.
For me a like all kinds of comedy. I don’t normally like it when people make fun or put others down though. I am well versed in American, British and Japanese comedy. I love Gintama, but I feel like I can’t share my love of it with a lot of English speakers since you have to really understand Japanese to get it (it has also taught be some naughty words in Japanese).
Here’s a clip from Gintama that I love that I think is pretty universal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hGSfJGBKJ0
Did you here about the average looking Avocado?
It was nothing to Guac at
It was nothing to Guac at
@BranwenEmbers: I lol'ed
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I am reusing the thread. I updated the first post and title.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
@Tuijp: -shakes head-
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@Tuijp: accurate
@Tuijp: make it up to me by getting people to post dad jokes here.
@Totalanimefan: Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.
@Tuijp: I saw that one on Reddit the other day
@Totalanimefan: Want to hear a joke about construction?
I'm still working on it.
@Tuijp: ok even though I had heard that one before it did make my smile. I also shook my head though. Try again.
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Some guy walked up to me and my wife at McDonald's yesterday and said, "Do you like dumb jokes?" I said, "Sure." He looked like a dad so I knew a dad joke was coming. How convenient. Here's what he said:
What do you call two banana peels beside your bed? (...Wait for it...) Slippers!
What do you call two banana peels beside your bed? (...Wait for it...) Slippers!
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