Well, instead of being impulsive... Just plan it all! Oh, that jacket's on clearance. Step aside, and adjust your planner: Voíla! You now have a date with that clearance jacket in 2 minutes! Exciting! Plans can ALWAYS be updated.

How do you keep a plant happy, and alive?

You'll need marbles, dominos, a hammer, and a few more odds and ends. You'll make a kinetic energy path, started by your alarm clock, that ends with the hammer slamming your face, or knee. Whicheve gets the bigger reaction. I promise: It'll get the job done!

What's the best way to watch anime?

Just think about the fact that they may not actually want to hang out with you

How should I train my dog?

Start off with a nice beef wellington!

How should I do my taxes?

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if you ask nicely, your local bar often will have matchbooks they can just give you. remove individual matches from the matchbook and place them in the sock.

i keep running out of dinner ideas ... what should i make ?

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steal a second pair of shoes. create holes in the second pair so that the two pairs are inverses of each other. overlap them to form one pair of shoes lol.

where should i go if i take a week off work?

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eat anyway and then have dinner at 1am ......... and then again at 3am :-)

how do i keep my rps alive qq

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convince your so to have a child with someone, raise child to make all of your phone calls for you
alternatively: build a robot

how do i come up w more characters to rp with :3

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hahahahha

buy nonvegan baked goods and then just remove the eggs from them, easy

how can i make the most out of work ... ?

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